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The Ultimate Apres Ski Boot

Nov 06, 2007  ·  12:06 PM  ·  permalink

Vans Shearling Slip OnThese comfy-looking Vans shearling slip ons recently mentioned on the Goat got me thinking about one of my long-standing quests: the ultimate après ski boot. I don’t mean a boot for wearing to the lodge and impressing the ski bunnies. I mean a boot which, after seven hours of grueling work on the slopes, will make my feet happy. I have a few criteria which I’ve yet to see embodied in one boot:

  • Slip-on: numb fingers fumbling with laces in a muddy parking lot will not fly.
  • Warm and snuggly: when released from their prison of plastic and foam, I want to slide my feet into a hobbit hole of comfort.
  • Suitable for walking in snow: should après ski munchies necessitate food-ambulation.
  • Presentable: I would prefer prefer not to look like my feet were drawn by a child with a crayon.
  • Flexible: I do not want vehicle operation to be hindered by feet straightjacketed in unwieldy galoshes of iron.

Is that too much to ask?!?

Here, then, is an overview of 18 boots I found surfing on the web which seemed to satisfy some of my criteria. I have “reviewed” them by the highly scientific method of, where possible, using factual information (such as weight and price) and, where impossible, just taking a wild-ass-guess and assigning a rating of between 1 and 5.

Brand Model Clompiness snazziness snuggliness Brand Spendiness
Camper
Camper Pep Repelo
Pep Repelo
(leather lining)
15 5 2 2 $193.95
Clarks
Clarks Kamet
Kamet 16 3.5 3.5 3 $93.95
Columbia
Columbia Cascadian Crest
Cascadian Crest
(400g Thermolite insulation)
27.8 1 4 4 $73.95
Crocs
Crocs Mammoth
Mammoth
(Faux fur lining)
100 -10 3 3 $45.95
DKNY
DKNY Nile
Nile 100 3.5 2 4 $161.06
Helly Hansen
Helly Hansen Elg 2
Elg 2
(Profleece insulation)
100 4 2.5 3 $99.95
Hush Puppies
Hush Puppies Pavilion
Pavilion
(Sherpa lining)
23 4.5 4 3.5 $93.95
Kamik
Kamik Lunar
Lunar
(Faux fur lining)
100 1 3 3.5 $45.95
Keen
Keen Dakota
Dakota
(Primaloft 200 gram insulation)
18.8 2 3 4 $120.95
Land’s End
Land's End Trello Boot
Trello Boot
(400-gram insulation and faux shearling lined sockliner)
100 2 4.5 4 $49.50
The North Face
The North Face Nuptse Bootie
Nuptse Bootie
(700-fill down insulation)
23 1 4 3.5 $73.95
Puma
Puma El Roo
El Roo Mid
(Faux fur lining)
16 4 3 1 $88.95
Salomon
Salomon Snow Clog 2
Snow Clog 2
(Textile lining material)
18 1 2 4 $78.95
Sorel
Sorel Arapaho
Arapaho
(200g Thinsulate insulation)
22 2 3 4 $73.95
Sorel
Sorel Timberwolf Pull-On
Timberwolf Pull-On
(200g Thinsulate Insulation)
18 2.5 3 4 $88.95
TimberlandTimberland Winter Park Winter Park
(SmartWool lining)
9.8 3 4 4 $103.95
Tsubo
Tsubo Warra
Warra 14 4 2 4 $143.95
Ugg
Ugg Beacon
Beacon
(Genuine sheepskin sockliner)
100 3 4.5 4 $178.95

Disagree with my evaluations? Got some info I missed? Did I miss the perfect boot? Tell me!

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